Dating app for guys with beards are gross
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Put simply, you use this app to chat to people nearby who like beards on themselves, or on others, or both. But as with many rules, there are the few exceptions.
If you are a person with a beard and you love it, rock it. Instead of expecting to go home with someone, we hope to have a nice chat and share a mutual admiration of a beard or two. Maybe One study found that beards might have more bacteria than a toilet seat. Tragically, I could never put any of these Beard Passes to the test, as none of the aforementioned hotties are men that can exist for me outside of silly daydreams. Your data will never be given to third parties.
It is my opinion that beards are a vicious plague and one of the most repulsive things a man can have on his face. But these three gentlemen are entirely worthy of the not-so-coveted Hunter Riley Beard Pass and are possibly the only three that matter. Most dating apps are pretty heavy going.
Again, if you know how to take care of your beard, good for you. Apparently this causes outrage among all the Butthurt Beardsplainers out there. Jesco has a charming voice that would make any beard or other facial deformity a complete afterthought.
Pure hillbilly hotness radiates off of him. Maybe, it depends if you use it to go on dates.
Oh, dropped some pizza crust in there. But Bristlr is a real thing being made.
The real focal point is a tie between his chiseled body and icy blue eyes. Your beard is never as fresh as it is straight out of the shower. Bristlr is the link between the two. His slightly unkempt face is but a slight distraction. The world is a big place and not everyone is Team Clean Shaven.
You can follow the author, Aliee Chan, on Twitter. We shifted the focus from hook ups to a more light-hearted, warmer-in-winter kind of thing. If you love beardy people, do you. There are many people with beards who like to have them stroked.